{"title":"Renaissance","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook, the plan was simple: get in, grab the masterpieces, get out. No alarms. No witnesses. No weird animal stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen I opened the first crate and there’s a rooster where a saint should be. Panther in a portrait. Wolf looking at me like I’m the one who doesn’t belong here. Somebody hit the whole Renaissance with graffiti. Feels like a deeply questionable respect for art history.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt this point I’m not even sure what I stole. But it’s definitely priceless, probably blasphemous, and absolutely not going back to the museum.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/goorin.com\/es\/collections\/renaissance.oembed","provider":"Goorin Bros.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}