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Pre-orders ended when the polls closed on Election Day. Thanks to everyone who voted with their head.
Donkey Party
Polls are closedPre-order endedPromise kept: $5 off orders with the Donkey Party hat.
Pre-sale ended when the polls closed on Election Day.
Hats ship in 3–4 weeks.
All pre-orders are final sale (you can't change your party after voting).
Ineligible for E.U. Withdrawal.
Elephant Party
Polls are closedPre-order endedPromise kept: free ground shipping with the Elephant Party hat.
Pre-sale ended when the polls closed on Election Day.
Hats ship in 3–4 weeks.
All pre-orders are final sale (you can't change your party after voting).
Ineligible for E.U. Withdrawal.
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Compare the Candidates
Two parties. Two hats. One deeply important decision about your head.
The Donkey Party
Stubborn as an ass. Parties like one too.
The Elephant Party
Life of the party. Death of the dance floor.
Open Bar. Close the deficit later.
Champagne tastes. Beer budget.
Hee-haw is protected speech.
Trumpeting after midnight is a constitutional right.
Kicks first. Questions later.
The elephant in the room owns the room.
Hat stays on.
Hat stays on.
$6 Off your order when you choose the Donkey Party.
FREE Shipping on your order when you choose the Elephant Party.
Can't decide? Vote a split ticket. Pre-order both.
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