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A multi-color silver foil bag with a black label featuring cartoon characters teases Goorin Bros.’ Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET, with product details below the art for a fun blind box experience.
A stack of five Goorin Bros. Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET trucker hats in assorted colors, each featuring a surprise animal patch on the front, just like opening a mystery box.
Teal trucker hat by Goorin Bros. with mesh back, showcasing a shark "FLAKE" patch on the front. It's Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET, part of a mystery animal hat collection (1:6 chance per box).
The Goorin Bros. "Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET" is a black mesh trucker hat featuring a goat patch with CHEVON above it, displayed on a beige background with "1:6" below—a unique mystery animal hat from the blind box collection.
A light pink Goorin Bros. mesh baseball cap from the Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET series features a fish patch with "SUSHI" and a 1:6 hint, adding mystery to this animal hat collection.
An olive green mesh baseball cap by Goorin Bros., from the Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET series, features a front patch with a deer's head and "VENISON," shown on a beige background with "1:6" below the cap.
The Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET by Goorin Bros. features a light green trucker hat with an embroidered pigeon patch labeled SQUAB and a rare 1:6 ratio, making it a unique collectible mystery item.
A beige Goorin Bros. Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET trucker hat features a mesh back, a sheep "MUTTON" patch, and the number 1:10 below, adding unique mystery animal charm.
Goorin Bros. Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET trucker hat with a stitched cow patch and "BEEF" lettering, shown on a plain background with 1:10 below—ideal for mystery animal hat or blind box fans.
A yellow mesh Goorin Bros. trucker hat from the Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET collection, featuring a pig patch with "PORK" embroidered above it, is displayed on a plain background with "1:10" written below.
The Goorin Bros. Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET baseball cap features a black design with a patch showing a white question mark and yellow detail, plus "1:20" below—perfect for mystery hat collectors.
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Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET

$50

o 4 pagos sin interes de $12.50

DESCRIPTION

You don’t choose the animal. The animal chooses you.

U R WUT U EET is a blind box drop inspired by the most commonly eaten animals in the world, twisted through the Goorin food chain. Every box contains one mystery animal hat, but the odds are flipped: the most commonly eaten animal is the rarest pull, and the least common is the one you’re most likely to land.

Appetite varies. So do the odds.

Inside each sealed pack is one surprise style from the collection. You might get Flake, Chevon, Sushi, Venison, Squab, Mutton, Beef, Pork, or the elusive Mystery edition. No complaining about what's on your plate, just unhinge your jaw and go. No peeking. No picking.  No swapping your fate. (We don't even know what's in each.)

Once it’s opened, it’s yours. All blind box sales are final. No returns, no exchanges, no “but I wanted the beef.” That’s the whole game.

Buy the bag. Take the odds. Eat what you are.

After all, in the wild, you don't get to choose your next meal.

Important Details

Each blind box contains one randomly selected hat.

Styles are packed at different rarity levels.

You cannot choose which animal you receive.

Duplicate styles are possible if ordering multiple boxes.

Color
Color Multi Color
Size
Size One Size
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A close-up view of several trucker hats stacked together, featuring mesh panels and a patch with a rooster on the front cap—showcasing bold hat designs perfect for standing out.

ORIGINAL

Styles evolve and colors shift. But the silhouette? That’s our constant.
Recognizable. Reliable. Never just a hat.

Close-up view of the insides of two Goorin trucker hats; one tan and one black. The black cap has MILDLY REMARKABLE printed on the inner brim, and both have visible brand labels and stickers.

AUTHENTIC

Every Goorin comes with a holographic sticker — your proof of authenticity.
Often imitated, never duplicated.

Close-up of three stacked hats with different colored brims—blue, beige, and black—each featuring a small metallic crown emblem on the band, showcasing Goorin's bold hat designs.

COMFORT

We don’t cut corners — not on mesh,
not on comfort, not on you. Only
the finest materials for the boldest heads.

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