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SIZING GUIDE

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Hats

XS S M L XL XXL One Size (OS)
Hat Size 6 3⁄4 6 7⁄8 7 1⁄8 7 3⁄8 7 5⁄8 7 7⁄8 6 7⁄8 - 7 5⁄8
Inches 21.250 21.625 22.500 23.250 24.000 24.875 21.625 - 24.000

T-SHIRTS

Sizing is based on standard mens sizing and fits true to size.

XS S M L XL XXL
Chest (in) 37.796 39.370 40.944 42.520 44.094 45.670
Body length (in) 28.740 29.528 30.315 30.315 31.102 31.890

HOODIES

Sizing is based on standard mens sizing and fits true to size.

S M L XL XXL
Chest (in) 46.062 47.638 49.212 50.788 52.362
Body length (in) 27.559 28.346 29.134 29.921 30.709
Sleeve length (in) 24.016 24.409 24.803 25.197 25.591

SWEATSHORTS

Sweatshorts have an elastic waistband allowing flexibility in sizing.

S M L XL XL
Relaxed waist (in) 26.772 29.134 31.496 33.858 36.220
Hip (in) 37.796 40.158 42.520 44.882 47.244

SOCKS

For half sizes, round up.

S/M L/XL
Mens shoe sizes 7 - 9 10 - 13



CENTIMETERS

Hats

XS S M L XL XXL One Size (OS)
Hat Size 6 3⁄4 6 7⁄8 7 1⁄8 7 3⁄8 7 5⁄8 7 7⁄8 6 7⁄8 - 7 5⁄8
Centimeters 54 55.5 57 59 61 63 55 - 61

T-SHIRTS

Sizing is based on standard mens sizing and fits true to size.

XS S M L XL XXL
Chest (cm) 96 100 104 108 112 116
Body length (cm) 73 75 77 77 79 81

HOODIES

Sizing is based on standard mens sizing and fits true to size.

S M L XL XXL
Chest (cm) 117 121 125 129 133
Body length (cm) 70 72 74 76 78
Sleeve length (cm) 61 62 63 64 65

SWEATSHORTS

Sweatshorts have an elastic waistband allowing flexibility in sizing.

S M L XL XL
Relaxed waist (cm) 68 74 80 86 92
Hip (cm) 96 102 108 114 120

measure YOUR HEAD

Step 1

STEP 1

Locate a soft, flexible seamstress tape measure. Determine the widest portion of your head, typically starting just above the eyebrows and in the rear, you may feel a slight knot on the back of your skull.

tip

No soft tape measure? Simply cut a 30” piece of string and grab a yard stick.

Step 2

STEP 2

Using a mirror, place the tape so that centimeters are visible starting at the front and wrap it comfortably around your head covering the widest portion until it overlaps above the eyebrows and ears.

tip

If using a string method, follow the steps above. Mark on the string where it overlaps so that you can lay it down against the yard stick to determine the length in inches.

Step 3

STEP 3

You should be left with a measurement between 52 & 63 centimeters. Use our provided conversion chart below to determine your appropriate hat size. Enjoy.

tip

It’s always good to measure a few times to ensure that you achieve a consistent result.

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We offer a 1 year manufacturers guarantee on all of our products, from the date of your purchase.

All products determined valid by Goorin Bros. to be defective in manufacturing or materials may be exchanged within 365 days of the date of purchase, and when accompanied by the original paper or digital receipt. Goorin Bros. guarantee doesn’t cover ordinary wear and tear, or damage caused by improper use or accidents. Items must have been purchased directly from goorin.com or a Goorin Bros shop. Items purchased through third party retailers are not covered under Goorin Bros manufacturer warranty.

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Augustus Gloop

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$65

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The great big greedy nincompoop! How long could we allow this beast
to gorge and guzzle, feed and feast on everything he wanted to? Great Scott! It simply wouldn't do! However long this pig might live, we're positive he'd never give even the smallest bit of fun or happiness to anyone.
 Believe it or not, the underbrim smells like honey!

Materials + Specifications
  • Fabric: 57% polyester, 23% cotton, 20% polyurethane
  • Brim: 2 1/2"
  • Backstrap: Snap
  • Sweatband: Cotton terry cloth
  • Origin: Made in China
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*International customers - All sales are final and not
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If you are not satisfied with your order, we
will happily exchange or return your purchase within 30 days of fulfillment. *HOLIDAY
RETURN EXTENSION - purchases made Nov. 21st through Dec. 31st may be
returned or exchanged until Jan. 20th.

DESSERT AFTER DESSERT?!

This is madness! I doubt this is good for our teeth.

YOU'VE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET.

And when you’re in our chocolate factory, there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There’s no knowing where we’re rowing. Or which way the river’sflowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?

 

TAKE A WHIFF!

You may not be able to lick the wallpaper, but you’ll look equally insane when you’re sniffing these underbrims.

Customer Reviews
4.9 Based on 8 Reviews
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Goorin Bros. Augustus Gloop Review
06/02/2024

Attention getter

This hat is comfortable to wear, doesn’t get too hot in the sun, and gets tons of second glances.

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Casey N.
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09/05/2024

Perfect

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Starlynn SVG verified by SHOP
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09/03/2024

This Cap is fire. I received multiple comments my first day wearing it

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07/25/2024

Generally love the this cap. I thought the colors would be bolder but nevertheless I'm satisfied with my purchase

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07/09/2024

Great hat.

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Christopher SVG verified by SHOP
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06/25/2024

thanks

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