It’s an all-out battle of post-dinner warfare. Choose your side, dig deep, scoop tall. It’s a take-no-prisoners food fight and only the creamiest will survive.
Gear up for DESSERT CAMO. Listen close for the faintly growing “ding-ding” of war as it rolls into your area.It’s Sundae Fudgy Sundae and we want YOU to join the ranks of the Sweet Elite.
Listen up solider, it’s not gonna be a smooth ride to victory. Each bump along the way might drive you nuts, the key is to march mellow.
In warfare, sometimes you have to make the hard choice. Cookies? Cream? The road to victory lies in knowing the one truth. Only the weak believe you can’t choose both.
You’re the freshest private, but don’t let that slow you down. There’s a difference between being green and being in mint condition. Get that chip off your shoulder and dig deep.